Lines to pick up regular chicks

Your parents must be retarded, because you're special
You must be high jumper, because you make my bar rise
Your name must be Windex, because I can see myself in you
Your name must be Visa, because your body is everywhere I want to be
Your daddy must have been a terrorist, because you are the bomb!
You're the one I've been saving this seat for
Nice legs...what time do they open?
Can I flirt with you?
I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
You've got 206 bones in your body. Want one more?
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning
If I were you, I'd have sex with me
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
If you were the last woman and I were the last man on earth, we could do it in public.
Baby, I'm an American Express lover.  You shouldn't go home without me.
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock
Wanna play house?  You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
[Grab her tush] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns
You must be a library book 'cause I've been checking you out
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
You must be a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you
You remind me of a compass, because I'd be lost without you.
Your feet must be tired -- 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
You're so hot, you must be real reason for global warming
You look a lot like my next girlfriend
Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
Hi, I'm Bill Clinton, but you can call me Bubba!
Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment?
Do you have any Irish/German/Spanish/Italian/etc. in you? (She says: No) Want some?
Hi, how do you feel today? (She says: Fine) I asked how you felt, not how you look!
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (She says: No) Wanna go upstairs and talk?
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN...How much have you been drinking?
If I gave you negligée for your birthday, would there be anything in it for me?
I hang out here to avoid the pressures of being a Kennedy
I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Excuse me miss, but I've always wanted to date a supermodel
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
If I told you you had a beautiful body/chest, would you hold it against me?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together
What good is inheriting 2.7 million dollars when you have a weak heart?
Do you believe in love at first sight...or should I walk by again?
I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away!
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business
If I follow you home, will you keep me?
How about you and me have a party - and invite your pants down
I'm a fertility god in some underdeveloped nations
Is your last name Gillette? Because you're best a man can get!
I'm gay, straighten me out!
I'm joining the priesthood tomorrow
My roommate's a sound sleeper!
You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute
Stand still so I can pick you up!
You're so hot, when I look at you I get a tan
Can you catch? I think I'm falling for you
Take me drunk, I'm home!

Extra romantic lines to pick up hot chicks

If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you
The last time I saw you, I was dreaming
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Give a rose to her and say:
I wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are
Is there a rainbow here? Because you're the treasure I've been searching for
Do you have a map? (She says: No, why?) Because I keep getting lost in your eyes
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look bad
Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
I must have died and gone to Heaven, because I am seeing an angel!
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
If you spot her waiting in a restaurant/theater/club: If he doesn't show up, I'll be right over here
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
You're so beautiful, I can't believe God didn't keep you for himself
If water were beauty you'd be an ocean

Lines to pick up redneck chicks

The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means there's more room for your tongue
Honey, I'm hotter than a rooster in a hen house!
Why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?
You ever wonder why they call the back of a pick-up truck the BED, baby?
I know we're cousins, but this
is Arkansas.
I got a six pack of Busch and the new Hank Williams Jr. CD
Baby you're finer than a new set of snow tires.
Wanna see the new Velvet Elvis painting I just hung in my trailer?
God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents!
You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway
Get in the truck, sis!

Pick-up lines for elves only

I'm down here!
Just because I've got bells on my feet doesn't mean I'm a sissy!
I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys
I'm a magical being. Take off your bra
I get a thimbleful of tequila into me and I turn into a wild man!
You'd look hot in a Raggedy Ann wig
All day I make toys -- all night I make love
We don't see many happening' ladies north of the Arctic Circle
That's quite a set of ornaments you've got there
I can get you off the naughty list
I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly
I've got something you can hang a wreath on

Pick-up lines that just won't work

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
(Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not going to suck itself
Hi, my name is ____.  Don't forget it, because you'll be screaming it later on tonight.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag
That shirt is very becoming on you.  If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away
I'm a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you
If you were a booger I'd pick you first
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

 

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